Missionary Memes

My Missionary...

I sent this funny story I found online (sorry no source) to my missionary and he quite enjoyed it, thought yours might too :)

It was late fall or early winter, and Elder Thurman was bemoaning the lack of snow in our Southern California town, while his Utah hometown was enjoying good "skiing weather." One evening, following a particularly good DA, the homesick elder and his companion were riding down a long, sloping street when Thurman sat up, took his hands off the bars and put them in his pocket while leaning left and right in a slalom course down the middle of the street.
Elder Sorenson lagged behind, knowing that trunkiness cometh before a fall and preferring to be an observer than a participant. Trouble soon arrived with the dip in the road, which left Thurman's bike out of control as he tried in vain to pull his hands out of his pockets. He and his bike slide along the curb before finally tumbling end over end, filnging tracts and discussion manuals all over Glendora, and Elder Thurman parted ways with his bike while Elder Sorenson sat on his bike, laughing . . .
. . .as Elder Thurman came to rest on the lawn of some people who had been watching this whole circus coming toward them. They ran to him asking if he was all right, and his instant response:
"Now that I've got your attention, what do you know about the Mormon Church?!"
I have always considered this the Ultimate Door Approach . . .

Image from lds.org

Laughing Letters

Whether it is for an email or an addition to a written letter, a little humor adds something fun for your missionary to read. At the beginning of my brother's mission I tried including a joke at the end of my email, after exhausting any jokes I could find I decided a spiritual thought was a  little easier. Here are a few sites I sifted through to add a little humor for my missionary to read.

http://www.mormonhaven.com/shortj.htm?vm=r

http://www.angelfire.com/az2/arizonadry/truth/jokes.html

http://www.redmondfamily.com/Monique-and-Fraser/Jokes/Mormon-Jokes/Missionary-Jokes


Here are a bunch of missionary funnies:
(click to enlarge and print)

Missionary LipSync

When our Missionaries need a break, they make silly videos to make us laugh.



Found via You Tube

Beckstrom Buzz

Looking for some funny cartoons to send your missionary in the post.
Maybe something to brighten their spirits about a frustrating investigator, taking on the culture, or to inspire a little humility.

Kevin Beckstrom, cartooner, at Beckstrom Buzz has a ton of funny animations. They are all worth a giggle.


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